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Exam is Coming - Oh... No... Exam is over  - Oh... Yes...... Result Comes - Oh.. Shit ....

Pass Ho gya. Pass Ho gya. Pappu Pass ho gya. Naacho BC

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse famous cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo famous thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Bahu : mera pati aalu lene gya tha . 1 week ho gya h ab tak nhi aaya h Dadi : phir aur koi sabji bna leti. Wait kyo kr rhi ho

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai. Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai. Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi h. Bhai ki biwi jab bhabhi h. Mama ki biwi jab mami h. To saale ki biwi kyon saali nhi. Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi. Esliye senti ho gya yr .

Aashik kaa sachhi mohabbat me jhukna koi nai baat nhi h. Suraj bhi chand ke liye dhal jata h.

जिसे तुम  प्यार' करते हो , अगर तुम उसे ना 'पा' सको . . . . . . . . . to लाओ Mujhe Mobile Number दो.... मैं कोशिश करता हूँ..। में भी तो देखूँ दिक्कत' कहा आ रही है

Baccha : Appke pat me kya hai. Mummy: Isme ek chota baby hai. Baccha: Agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

Tohar Sms jab jab bhi awat hai. Hamar Rom - Rom khil jawat hai. Badan ma gudgudi ho jawat hai. Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi. Vo to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on ho jawat hai.

Son : Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain? Father: Beta ek bhi nahi hoti h. Son : to phir aap raat ko kyon kehte ho 'sweetheart' taange upar karo.