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Boyfriend : Aaj mousam kitna suhana hai, thandi hawa bhi chal rahi hai. Baadal bhi hai aasmaan me h. Baarish bhi hone wali hai tumhe kya lagta hai janu ? . . . . . . . Girlfriend  :- Mujhe to lagta hai ki aaj mera Game bajne wala hai.

Suhagrat Ke baad Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha. Saas :-  Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Bahu Udasi Se :- Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi.

Touch it gently. Put ur finger inside. If hole is big put three fingers. Rub it up & down gently.. . . . . . . . . . . that's the right way of washing the glass !!!!!

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?” Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“

Akbar Birbal se bole : tumhari biwi bahut sundar hai Birbal ne kaha: haan sarkar, main bhi pehle aisa hi samajhta tha, par jabse begum sahiba ko dekha hai apni biwi ko bhul gaya hoon. iske baad badshah Akbar ne birbal ki biwi ke bare me kabhi mazak nahi kiya.

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.Tring...Tring... Ladki - Hello ! Ladka - Hello, Chintu hai? Ladki - nahi hai. Ladka - Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.

Santa: Mujhe Shaadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To phle se hi ek BMW h. Santa: Oye Pagal, BMW Ka Matlab h Bahut Motti Wife

Santa raat ko sharab pikar apne ghar jaa raha tha, tab usne chaand ki aur dekha. Aur dekhne k baad bola chamakte rah beta Jab bijili ka bill ayega tab pata chalega.

Biwi ko afternoon me karoge to vo sust rahegi. Evening mai karoge to chust rahegi. Daily karoge to tandurast rahegi. Karte rahoge to khush rahegi. . . . . Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call.

Ek Bacche ne Call Girl se pucha :- Aunty ji, aapke pass Bungalow, a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker sab h. Aap karti Kya Hai..?? ? ? ? ? Call Girl :- Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.