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Boy : Do you love me ?? Girl : No Boy : Toh apni bhen se puch le phir shayad woh karti ho thoda bahot..! *Blocked* 

Boy : - Tum itni Kaali Kyun Ho. Girl :- Tum Kyun tenshion Le Rahe Ho. Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai. Boy - Mere Baap Ka Agar Kuch Gaya Hota toh........... Tum Kaali Nahi Gori Paida Hoti.

Boy : Marry Me? Girl : But I Can't Cook. Iron Or Wash Something. Boy : I Want You As A Wife . Not A MAID.

Boy :-  Pandit ji, alag alag Gotra me shadi kar sakte hai kya..? Pandit :- Gotra koi bhi ho chalega. Kintu Mutra ka marg ek jaisa nahi hona chahiye.

Boy :-  Kya tum mere sath dance karogi? Girl :- Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti. Boy :- Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Boy to Girl :-  My Computer pe right click Karo. Girl :-  Click kr diya. Boy :-  Ab device manager Kholo. Girl :- Khola diya. Boy :- Ab bto uper kya dikh rha h Girl :-  Fan .......... Boy :- Abe Bakwaas Band kr.