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बड़े बुजुर्ग कहते हैं कि गर्मियों में प्याज़ खाने से कभी लू नहीं लगती अब उन्हें कौन समझाएं कि प्याज़ खाने के बाद फिर गर्लफ़्रेंड मुँह नहीं लगती

Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

Boyfriend :- Come in my heart and stay here forever. Girlfriend :- Should i remove my sleepers???. Boyfriend :- No honey, its not a temple, come without removing!!.

Girlfriend :- Rote huye boli, main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu. Boyfriend : - Na tere aane ki khushi h, Na tere jane ka gum h. Ja sanam dusri pata lenge hum, Kyunki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga... Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

Girlfriend : Jaanu Icecream khani hai? Boy : Ok Baby.. Girlfriend : Thanks.. Boyfriend : Bas thanks? Girlfriend : Toh tum mujse kya chahte ho. Boyfriend : Baswaas band kar adhi - adhi kar..