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Boy : Marry Me?

Boy : Marry Me? Girl : But I Can't Cook. Iron Or Wash Something. Boy : I Want You As A Wife . Not A MAID.

Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant.

Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

Mera yaar bahut dino baad aaya hai. Kuch chay - waay to bana do

Pathan: Mera yaar bahut dino baad aaya hai. Kuch chay - waay to bana do. Wife :- Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan bade pyar se :- ki tera yaar aaye ga to mein bhi bana doonga.

Mujhe Shaadi Me BMW Mili He

Santa: Mujhe Shaadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To phle se hi ek BMW h. Santa: Oye Pagal, BMW Ka Matlab h Bahut Motti Wife