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Me : Tuze ghar me sab kis naam se bulate he!!! Girl : Chanda...aur tuze!!! Me : Neil Armstrong. Again Blocked**.

Girl : Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena. Shopkeeper : Ye lo madam. Girl: Kitne hue?

Boy : Do you love me ?? Girl : No Boy : Toh apni bhen se puch le phir shayad woh karti ho thoda bahot..! *Blocked* 

Boy : - Tum itni Kaali Kyun Ho. Girl :- Tum Kyun tenshion Le Rahe Ho. Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai. Boy - Mere Baap Ka Agar Kuch Gaya Hota toh........... Tum Kaali Nahi Gori Paida Hoti.

Doctor : haan bolo, kya hua? Girl : Vomiting. Doctor : kya khaya tha? Girl : boyfriend ke sath soyi thi.

Boy : Marry Me? Girl : But I Can't Cook. Iron Or Wash Something. Boy : I Want You As A Wife . Not A MAID.

Boy :-  Kya tum mere sath dance karogi? Girl :- Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti. Boy :- Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Boy to Girl :-  My Computer pe right click Karo. Girl :-  Click kr diya. Boy :-  Ab device manager Kholo. Girl :- Khola diya. Boy :- Ab bto uper kya dikh rha h Girl :-  Fan .......... Boy :- Abe Bakwaas Band kr.

Girl :- Mera abbu tumhe bahut pasand krte hai. Phatan :-  Shrmate huye bola, pr hum to shaadi tum se hi krega”

If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!