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Maine Pyar Kiya Movie : Dosti ka ek usool hai, madam: no sorry, no thank you.

Dosti ka ek usool hai, madam: no sorry, no thank you.

Damini : Taareekh pe taareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta.

Taareekh pe taareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milte hai to sirf taareekh. Milte hai to sirf taareekh.

Deewar Movie : Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthata

Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthata.

Namak Halal Movie : I can talk English. I can walk English.

I can talk English. I can walk English. I can run English. Because English is a very phunny language.

Bobby Movie : Koi pyaar kare toh tumse kare. Tum jaise ho waise kare.

Koi pyaar kare toh tumse kare. Tum jaise ho waise kare. Koi tumko badal kar pyaar kare. Toh woh pyaar nahin, sauda hai

Mother India Movie : Tu mujhe nahin maar sakti. Tu meri maa hai,

Tu mujhe nahin maar sakti. Tu meri maa hai.

Devdas Movie : Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai?

Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai? Main toh peeta hoon ke bas saans le saku.

Yaddon ki Baraat Movie : Kutte, kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga

Kutte, kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga. Kutte, kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.

Is Ghar Main Kitne Pariwar Rahte hai?

Is Ghar Main Kitne Pariwar Rahte hai? Yahi Koi 15-16. To isse Ghar kyo bolte hai Zila kyo nahi ghoshit kar dete ...............