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Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena

Girl : Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena. Shopkeeper : Ye lo madam. Girl: Kitne hue?

Ek aadmi medical shop pr gaya or bola : - zeher do.

Ek aadmi medical shop pr gaya or bola : - zeher do. Shopkeeper : - bina parchi ke nahi mil sakta. Aadmi :- ne shaadi ka card dikhaya. Shopkeeper - Bas pagle rulayega kya. Badi bottle du ya choti?

Pappu underwear lene market jata h

Pappu underwear kharid ne ke liye market jata h. Pappu : Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper : Rs 600. Pappu : Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Sardar U cheated me

Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '