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Boy to Gym coach : I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should i use? Coach : Use the ATM machine outside the gym.

Santa :- I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta :- Me too, after u leave.

Patient : Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Doctor : "Yes, here is a paper bag !"

Marriages are made in heaven. But Maintenance charges has to be paid in earth

Interviewer : How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts : Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible. Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible...

Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

Interviewer :- Imagine, in a Closed room how can you escape if it caught fire? Santa: Simple, Stop imagining.........

Friend :- You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.

Wishing all Yo Mamma's a Happy Mothers Day! Yo mamma so SPECIAL.

Yo momma like chinese food, sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo Mama so ugly I took her to the zoo. Guy at the door said :- Thanks for bringing her back.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Pooh Pooh who? Well you don't have to cry about it!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Boyfriend :- Come in my heart and stay here forever. Girlfriend :- Should i remove my sleepers???. Boyfriend :- No honey, its not a temple, come without removing!!.

How does an elephant go on holiday? He takes a jumbo jet!

Student - Sir, My nose is running. Teacher - Well, chase it!

Father : Let me see your report card. Son  : I don’t have it. Father : Why not? Son : My Girl friend just borrowed it. 

Arjun: i can shoot eye of bird. Rajnikanth: i can shoot bird's eyes cells mitochodria protiens amino acid into two. Arjun: Aap to serious ho Gye.