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Doctor : haan bolo, kya hua? Girl : Vomiting. Doctor : kya khaya tha? Girl : boyfriend ke sath soyi thi.

Boy to Girl :-  My Computer pe right click Karo. Girl :-  Click kr diya. Boy :-  Ab device manager Kholo. Girl :- Khola diya. Boy :- Ab bto uper kya dikh rha h Girl :-  Fan .......... Boy :- Abe Bakwaas Band kr.

Boyfriend :- Come in my heart and stay here forever. Girlfriend :- Should i remove my sleepers???. Boyfriend :- No honey, its not a temple, come without removing!!.

Girlfriend :- Rote huye boli, main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu. Boyfriend : - Na tere aane ki khushi h, Na tere jane ka gum h. Ja sanam dusri pata lenge hum, Kyunki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga... Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

Girlfriend : Jaanu Icecream khani hai? Boy : Ok Baby.. Girlfriend : Thanks.. Boyfriend : Bas thanks? Girlfriend : Toh tum mujse kya chahte ho. Boyfriend : Baswaas band kar adhi - adhi kar..