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Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul – The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

Boy : - Tum itni Kaali Kyun Ho. Girl :- Tum Kyun tenshion Le Rahe Ho. Tumhare Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai. Boy - Mere Baap Ka Agar Kuch Gaya Hota toh........... Tum Kaali Nahi Gori Paida Hoti.

Boyfriend : Aaj mousam kitna suhana hai, thandi hawa bhi chal rahi hai. Baadal bhi hai aasmaan me h. Baarish bhi hone wali hai tumhe kya lagta hai janu ? . . . . . . . Girlfriend  :- Mujhe to lagta hai ki aaj mera Game bajne wala hai.

Suhagrat Ke baad Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha. Saas :-  Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Bahu Udasi Se :- Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi.

Boy :-  Pandit ji, alag alag Gotra me shadi kar sakte hai kya..? Pandit :- Gotra koi bhi ho chalega. Kintu Mutra ka marg ek jaisa nahi hona chahiye.

Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai? Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to positive socha karo.

Ek Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya tha. Bahut der se susu rok ke rakha tha. Ladka, Ladki se bola :- SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao. Ladki sharmate huye boli : Pahale aap dikho.

Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho. Santa : Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh. Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein.

Touch it gently. Put ur finger inside. If hole is big put three fingers. Rub it up & down gently.. . . . . . . . . . . that's the right way of washing the glass !!!!!

Son : Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain? Father: Beta ek bhi nahi hoti h. Son : to phir aap raat ko kyon kehte ho 'sweetheart' taange upar karo.

Wife :- Agar Duniya Sirf 10 Minutes me Khatam ho Rahi ho To Tum Kiya Karna Chahoge? Husband :- Offcourse "SEX". Wife :- Aur Baki ke 8 Minutes Mei.