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Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai? Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to positive socha karo.

Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho. Santa : Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh. Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein.

Touch it gently. Put ur finger inside. If hole is big put three fingers. Rub it up & down gently.. . . . . . . . . . . that's the right way of washing the glass !!!!!

Son : Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain? Father: Beta ek bhi nahi hoti h. Son : to phir aap raat ko kyon kehte ho 'sweetheart' taange upar karo.

Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?” Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“

Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.Tring...Tring... Ladki - Hello ! Ladka - Hello, Chintu hai? Ladki - nahi hai. Ladka - Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.