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Patni :- Meri Saheli aa rahi hai, Vo mere sath hi soyegi Aap hall me so jana. Pati :-  Ek shart par, Jab meri saheli aayegi tab tum hall me so jaogi ....

जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में थे। एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था। पिता :-  इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो? बच्चा :- मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया …!

Aarz kiya hai ..... Aarz kiya hai ..... Daaru pine walo kabhi lassi bhi piya kro. Free me post padhne walo kabhi kabhi post like or comment kr diya kro.

Aam Aadmi Mehnat , majduri  krke Paise Kamata Hai. Tax Pay Karta Hai. Pani or bijli ka bill  bhrta h. Vote Karta Hai. Usko Kya Milta Hai? . . BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay, aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko,  Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai. Aur Pinki ki behan Pappu ko pasand karti hai,  Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai. Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta, aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai. Aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta, jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha nahi lagta. To yeh unka personal problem hai ,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho

Doctor : Roze 2 km walk karoge, to ek saal me 40 kg weight kam ho jayega. Pappu : Ek saal baad pappu ne doctor ko phone kiya. weight to kam ho gaya, magar me 1800 k.m door aa gaya hu.

Ek baar Rajnikanth ek hotel me tea pine ke liye utha. Ab isme bhi joke chahiye. Kam se kam tea to pi lene do Ranjnikant ko. Mind It..!!