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Boy :- Pandit ji, alag alag gotra me shadi kar sakte hai kya..?

Boy :-  Pandit ji, alag alag Gotra me shadi kar sakte hai kya..? Pandit :- Gotra koi bhi ho chalega. Kintu Mutra ka marg ek jaisa nahi hona chahiye.

Biwi :- Aji Sunte ho. Hamari shaadi karane wale ..

Biwi :- Aji Sunte ho. Hamari shaadi karane wale pandit ji ka aaj accident ho gya. Vo ab nahi rahe. Pati :- Ek na ek din use apne paapo ki saza milni thi….Bi