Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
Santa :- Agar Tension ka Talluk Dimaag se Hai, To Heart Attck Q aata hai ? Banta :- Bhai mujhe kya malum. Santa :- Agar LOVE ka Taalluk DIL se hai, to Pyaar me Log Pagal Q hote. Banta : Banta ne bahut socha usko smajh nhi aaya............. aapko aaya kya....