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Father - Beta, Jaan kahaan se nikalati hai ?

Father - Beta, Jaan kahaan se nikalati hai ? Beta - khidaki se. Father - Vo kaise? Beta - kal didi ek ladake se bol rahi thi ki "jaan , khidaki se nikal jao".

Father : Let me see your report card.

Father : Let me see your report card. Son  : I don’t have it. Father : Why not? Son : My Girl friend just borrowed it. 

Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain.

Son : Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain? Father: Beta ek bhi nahi hoti h. Son : to phir aap raat ko kyon kehte ho 'sweetheart' taange upar karo.