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Pati :- Main duniya hila dunga teri chahat main.

Pati :- Main duniya hila dunga teri chahat main. . . . . . Patni :- Rahne do raat ko Khatiya to Hila nahi pate ho, duniya hilaoge..............

Ek aadmi ne apne damad se question kiya.

एक आदमी ने अपने होने वाले दामाद से प्रश्न किया आदमी  :- शराब पीते हो?. दामाद  :- पहले बताइए यह प्रश्न है या निमंत्रण?

Gadhe hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai..

Gadhe hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri maano to 1st April ko propose kro. Maan gayi to I love u. Gussa kiya to April Fool.

Teacher :- Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab Aurat ko maa kaha karo.

Teacher :- Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab Aurat ko maa kaha karo. Student :-  Sir isse mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.