लड़की - यार ये लड़के आपस में कितनी गंदी बात करते हैं
लड़की - यार ये लड़के आपस में कितनी गंदी बात करते हैं दूसरी- कितनी गंदी??? लड़की- अरे जितनी गंदी हम आपस में करते हैं दूसरी- हे भगवान!! इतनी गंदी
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Condoms Wahi, Rs.15/ Mein 3Pcs.
Paneer Rs.500/-Kg. PETROL Rs.75/-Ltr Condoms Wahi, Rs.15/ Mein 3Pcs. Sarkar Chahti kya Hai? Ladki ko Khilo Mat, Ghumao Mat Basss krte Raho gandi baat .......
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul – The Taste Of India.
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul – The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
Girlfriend :- Mujhe to lagta hai ki aaj mera Game bajne wala hai.
Boyfriend : Aaj mousam kitna suhana hai, thandi hawa bhi chal rahi hai. Baadal bhi hai aasmaan me h. Baarish bhi hone wali hai tumhe kya lagta hai janu ? . . . . . . . Girlfriend :- Mujhe to lagta hai ki aaj mera Game bajne wala hai.
Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai?
Larki jab saaray kapray utaar deti hai to kya hota hai? Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to positive socha karo.
Ek Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya tha. Bahut der se susu rok ke rakha tha
Ek Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya tha. Bahut der se susu rok ke rakha tha. Ladka, Ladki se bola :- SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao. Ladki sharmate huye boli : Pahale aap dikho.
Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho.
Call Girl : Tum Mere sath sona chate ho. Santa : Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh. Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein.
Touch it gently, Put ur finger inside, If hole is big put three fingers
Touch it gently. Put ur finger inside. If hole is big put three fingers. Rub it up & down gently.. . . . . . . . . . . that's the right way of washing the glass !!!!!
Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain.
Son : Papa heart ki kitni taange hoti hain? Father: Beta ek bhi nahi hoti h. Son : to phir aap raat ko kyon kehte ho 'sweetheart' taange upar karo.
Agar Duniya Sirf 10 Minutes me Khatam ho Rahi ho
Wife :- Agar Duniya Sirf 10 Minutes me Khatam ho Rahi ho To Tum Kiya Karna Chahoge? Husband :- Offcourse "SEX". Wife :- Aur Baki ke 8 Minutes Mei.
What Is A Blue Film?
Teacher: “What Is A Blue Film?” Pappu: “It Is A Family Movie, Which The Whole Family Watches, But At Different Time“
Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.....
Ek Ladki ka phone bajta hai.Tring...Tring... Ladki - Hello ! Ladka - Hello, Chintu hai? Ladki - nahi hai. Ladka - Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.
Biwi ko afternoon me karoge to vo sust rahegi
Biwi ko afternoon me karoge to vo sust rahegi. Evening mai karoge to chust rahegi. Daily karoge to tandurast rahegi. Karte rahoge to khush rahegi. . . . . Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call.
Ek Bacche ne Call Girl se pucha
Ek Bacche ne Call Girl se pucha :- Aunty ji, aapke pass Bungalow, a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker sab h. Aap karti Kya Hai..?? ? ? ? ? Call Girl :- Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.