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Hi Dear FooL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge. Happy April Fools Day! I'm cool but you are fool. Happy April Fools Day! I am your girlfriend: Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.” Happy April Fools Day! Wish you a very happy April Fool Day! You are the best You are cute You are excellent Your are very funny You are good looking He He He…….. I’m Joking. Happy April Fool Day! Love is blind Because when I kiss you My eyes automatically got closed

Purim is celebrated on the 14th day of Adar and is a Jewish holiday that commemorates the saving of the Jewish people from Haman, who was planning to kill all the Jews.It is also known as the Feast of Lots. Wishing you and all your family and all yours a joyous and inspiring Purim Happy Purim !!!! Wishing you a Purim full of celebration and fun. Very Happy Purim !! Enjoy, have fun, eat lots, and make noise! Happy Purim !!

Looking for the Latest Palm Sunday Sms, Messages, Whatsapp Status 2016. Here you can find list of Palm Sunday Sms, Messages, Whatsapp Status 2016. May the spirit of this holy occasion, the warmth of the season make your heart bloom with happiness, Have a Happy Palm Sunday. Wishing u the blessings of Lord.. and the joys of palm sunday. Have a blessed Palm Sunday. I hope Sunday is not the only day of the week you go to God, each Sunday is special but today more so…Happy Palm Sunday! May the angels protect u, And may god always bless u. Happy Palm Sunday.

Looking for the Latest & Best, Funny Twitter Status 2016. Here you can find list of Latest & Best, Funny Twitter Status. I am not available. I was made for loving you. I am still loving you. I am out of city. I am not available tomorrow. I am well now.

Looking for the Google Hangouts Status. Here you can find list of Latest & Best Google Hangouts Status 2016. I am bored. I am not available. I was made for loving you. I am still loving you. I'm feeling depressed and alone. I'm busy.  I am out of city. I'm sorry. I am out of country. I am not available tomorrow. I am not feeling well. I am well now.

Marriage is like a garden. It needs intentional care and cultivation. I am Genius by Birth. I love to collect pictures of natural disasters. Marriage is a Miracle! God made it so. I’m a smart person.

Haryanvi Jokes in Hindi :- Latest & Best Haryanvi Jokes in Hindi, Jaat Jokes, हरियाणवी चुटकुले, हरियाणवी जोक्स. Latest Collection of Funny Haryanvi Jokes. Haryanvi language is a funny language. Husband apni wife se - Darling, Honeymoon k liye chalen? . . . . . . . . Wife - Main to ibe kapde dhou su maa ne le ja... Ek Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Uski wife ne usse kha Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Inspector bola Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun. एक हरयाणे की ताई KBC मेँ एक करोड़ rupay जीत गयी। अमिताभ- माताजी आप सबसे पहले इन rupay का क्या करेगी?? सबतै पहले 500 का खुलवाकै 10-10 रपिया छोरियां नै दूंगी। Ek baar Jaat ne apni Girlfriend ko sms send kiya – “I Miss You”. Jaat ne bahut soch kr, 2 hour baad reply send kiya – “I Mr.You”.  ग्राहक : थारी भैंस की एक आंख तो खराब स. फेर भी तू इसके 20 हज़ार रुपिये मांगन लाग्र्या स? सुंडू : तन्न भैंस दूध खात्तर चाहिए या नैन-मटक्का करन खात्तर….. बस में एक व्यक्ति काफ़ी देर से खड़ा था। उसने एक हरियाणवी से पूछा,

Husband apni wife se - Darling, Honeymoon k liye chalen? . . . . . . . . Wife - Main to ibe kapde dhou su maa ne le ja... Ek Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Uski wife ne usse kha Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Inspector bola Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun. एक हरयाणे की ताई KBC मेँ एक करोड़ rupay जीत गयी। अमिताभ- माताजी आप सबसे पहले इन rupay का क्या करेगी?? सबतै पहले 500 का खुलवाकै 10-10 रपिया छोरियां नै दूंगी। Ek baar Jaat ne apni Girlfriend ko sms send kiya – “I Miss You”. Jaat ne bahut soch kr, 2 hour baad reply send kiya – “I Mr.You”.  ग्राहक : थारी भैंस की एक आंख तो खराब स. फेर भी तू इसके 20 हज़ार रुपिये मांगन लाग्र्या स? सुंडू : तन्न भैंस दूध खात्तर चाहिए या नैन-मटक्का करन खात्तर….. बस में एक व्यक्ति काफ़ी देर से खड़ा था। उसने एक हरियाणवी से पूछा, "भाई साहब, क्या मैं आपको थोड़ी तकलीफ़ दे सकता हूँ?" . . . . हरियाणवी: "दे के देख" Ek Tau thand se kaap raha tha. uske chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya. Doctor: Kya hua? Chhora: Bima

Girl: Ye Mobile mujhe kangaal kar dega yaar. Boy: Kyu? Kse? Girl: Baar baar “Battery Low” dikhaata hai. Ab tak 56 battery badal chuki hoon! Boy: नाइस मेकअप, नाइस ड्रैस, नाइस लिपस्टिक। Girl: थैंक्यू भैया। Boy: लेकिन फिर भी ज्यादा अच्छी नहीं लग रही हो।

प्यार का मतलब सिर्फ पाना नहीं होता Stop checking my Status Go & love ur GF.