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A Beautiful Message for Beautiful Person on a Beautiful day in a Beautiful morning. Good Morning.

Opportunities are like sunrises, If you wait too long you can miss them. Good Morning & wish you success!

Subah Subah suraj ka sath ho, Pakshiyo ki aawaj ho, Hath mein Ek Garam Chai Ki Pyali Ho. Yaado me aap ka sath ho. Us khubsurat subah ki phli yaad aap ho.

X'cuse me, Agar aap so kr jaage ho Aur ye msg subah - subah padh rahe ho to Good Morning Friend.

Wake up and face life’s challenges. This morning will never ever come back in your life again. Good morning Dear

Wishing you a day as sunny as your smile, as warm as your heart, a day as wonderful you are.

Don’t complain about yesterday. Get up every morning and tell yourself I can do this!. Good morning.

Boy: नाइस मेकअप, नाइस ड्रैस, नाइस लिपस्टिक। Girl: थैंक्यू भैया। Boy: लेकिन फिर भी ज्यादा अच्छी नहीं लग रही हो।

Girl: Ye Mobile mujhe kangaal kar dega yaar. Boy: Kyu? Kse? Girl: Baar baar “Battery Low” dikhaata hai. Ab tak 56 battery badal chuki hoon!

Phone rings tring tring tring tring ...... 1st: hello bhai roshni he? 2nd: nahi yaha roshni nhi h. 1st: pagal phir mombatti jala lo roshni ho jayege.

Girl : Mujhe new Mobile Phone lena hai. Boy : To phir le lo na. Girl : Kaun si mobile company ka lu?. Boy : Patanjali ka le… us mein virus nahi hote!

Ek ladke ne party me 12 -15 naan kha liye. Ladke ke pat me bahut jor se dard hua. Ladka bhag kr toilet me gya or bola. Hai bhagwan ya to naan nikal de ya jaan.

Ek bar santa or banta party me gye. Santa ne tissue paper ko dish samjh kr kha ne laga. Tabhi banta chilya mat kha yr fika h.

Manager to Worker Tumne es month Bahut accha kaam kiya. Esliye tumhe 10,000 ka bones check de rha hu. Agar esi tarah accha kaam karoge toh next month es pr sign kar dunga.

Pappu : Aaj mere paas Business hai, Office hai, Gaadi hai, Bungalow hai ..... tumhare paas kya hai ? . . . Teacher : Mere paas school me bacche hai!

Boyfriend :- maine tuhme itna yaad kiya tumhe hichki nhi aayi kya. Girlfriend :- aayi to thi pr esse kse pta chlega kis wale ki h.

Every Women Rani Laxmi Bai in her life. Rani -> Before Marriage Laxmi -> After Marriage Bai -> After Children

Boy to Girl : Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye. Girl : Voh to theek hai... par shaadi kis se kru?

Pati : Agar meri lottery lag jaye to tum kya krogi? Patni : Mai paise lekar bhag jaungi. Pati: Le 500 ki lottery lgi h. Bhag Ja.

Ek baar Santa ne ek Mendak se puchha ki Sardaro me dimag hota hai kya? Mendak bola: nhi, Aur paani mai kood gaya. Santa pura din sochta raha ki esme Suicide karne wali kya baat thi?

Biwi ko afternoon me karoge to vo sust rahegi. Evening mai karoge to chust rahegi. Daily karoge to tandurast rahegi. Karte rahoge to khush rahegi. . . . . Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call.

Ek Bacche ne Call Girl se pucha :- Aunty ji, aapke pass Bungalow, a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker sab h. Aap karti Kya Hai..?? ? ? ? ? Call Girl :- Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

What is a math teacher’s favorite sum? Summer!

Student on phone : My son has a fever and won’t be able to come to school today. principle: Who is this? Student: This is my father speaking!

Ek admi sadhu ke pass gya or bola, Mujhe meri biwi bahut pareshan krti h. Sadhu gusse me bola agar biwi pareshan nhi krti to m sadhu nhi banta.

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye. Aur uski maa bole “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.

Yaar mere ek dost ne meri girlfriend ka number chura liya. Dusra dost - to kya hua bhai? Hona kya tha vo apni sister ko moring se sms kiye ja rha h.

Karan - Main purse ghar bhul aaya hoon mujhe 500 rs chahiye. Arjun - Dost hi dost ke kaam aata hai, le 20 rs, riksha kar aur purse le ke aaja.

मास्टरजी: जो हर वक्त दूसरों के मदद करे! महान वही है . . . . पप्पू: सर, पर परीक्षा के वक्त ना आप खुद महान होतें है, ना हमें होने देते है

किराएदार : जी आपके इस मकान में तो निरे मुस्से नाचें हैं मालिक : और 1000 रपियां में के आड़े सपना नचा दयूं ? महीने भीतर बणज्यागी तेरी सॉलिड बॉडी रे ...........

एक ताऊ बाल कटवाने गया तो नाई ने पूछा - रे ताऊ बाल छोटे करन हें के? ताऊ - बड़े कर सके है तो बड़े कर दे।

ताऊ हरयाणा रोडवेज की बस में आगे कै चड्ढ़ण लाग्या । कंडक्टर बोल्या- ताऊ, पाच्छे कै ! ताऊ - क्यूं, आगै के लीप राक्खी सै ?

भगत - बाबा मेरे पर कृपा आणि रुकगी सै, के करू ?? बाबा - तू "HARYANVI JOKES" पढय सै, अर लाइक, कमेन्ट करया सै? भगत - बाबा जी ना बाबा - जबे तो कृपा आनी बंद होरी सै, HARYANVI JOKES पढय कर .. कृपा भाजी - भाजी आवेगी

एक गाम मै मुख्यमंत्री नै आणा था । गाम का सरपंच बोल्या गाम ki सारी नाळी साफ कर दो । लीलू बोल्या - ke baat bhai, चीफ मिनिस्टर के नाळियां म्हां कै घिसड़ता आवैगा ???

हरियाणे की लुगाइयों न अंग्रेज्जी सिखाण खात्तर टीचर आईं। टीचर न अंग्रेज्जी सिखाण खात्तर नया तरीका निकाला A फॉर Ajit की बहू B फॉर Bunty की बहू C फॉर Cheten की बहू D फॉर Dharmpal की बहू टीचर न अच्छी तरै रटवाया, अर फेर टेस्ट लिया। ताई कन्फ्यूज़ हो गयी। W देख के कहणं लागी, दिक्खे तो यो Ramphal की बहू सै, पर टांगां न उप्पर क्यूँ करके पड़ी सै।

एक बार एक punjabi कुवें में गिर गया। एक हरियाणवी वहाँ से गुजरा..आवाज़ आने पर उसने पूछा… “कौण सै भाई” पंजाबी:- अस्सी हां। हरियाणवी:- भाई एक दो होता तो काड देते…..अस्सियाँ नै कौण काडैगा। “पड़या रै भीतर”

Ek Haryanvi Chhora chhori ne dekh kr aankh marta hai.. Chhori : Mai aisi waisi chhori na hu. Chhora : Koi baat na behan mera toh farz ban tha check karan ka.

Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi? Conductor bolya :- Dilli jagi. Tau pher bolya :- Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se. Conductor bolya :- Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bhaag ja pher.

Ek Tau thand se kaap raha tha. uske chhore ne doctor ko phone kiya. Doctor: Kya hua? Chhora: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pr hai.

बस में एक व्यक्ति काफ़ी देर से खड़ा था। उसने एक हरियाणवी से पूछा, "भाई साहब, क्या मैं आपको थोड़ी तकलीफ़ दे सकता हूँ?" . . . . हरियाणवी: "दे के देख"

ग्राहक : थारी भैंस की एक आंख तो खराब स. फेर भी तू इसके 20 हज़ार रुपिये मांगन लाग्र्या स? सुंडू : तन्न भैंस दूध खात्तर चाहिए या नैन-मटक्का करन खात्तर…..

Ek baar Jaat ne apni Girlfriend ko sms send kiya – “I Miss You”. Jaat ne bahut soch kr, 2 hour baad reply send kiya – “I Mr.You”.

एक हरयाणे की ताई KBC मेँ एक करोड़ rupay जीत गयी। अमिताभ- माताजी आप सबसे पहले इन rupay का क्या करेगी?? सबतै पहले 500 का खुलवाकै 10-10 रपिया छोरियां नै दूंगी।

Ek Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Uski wife ne usse kha Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai. Inspector bola Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

Husband apni wife se - Darling, Honeymoon k liye chalen? . . . .  .  .  .  .  Wife - Main to ibe kapde dhou su maa ne le ja...

Life is a like music.... just play it. Life is too short so Enjoy your life. Tum mujhe bhul gayee ho lekin, mai tumhe abb bhee yad karta hu. Jeevan chalne ka naam chalte raho subaho shaam.

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